someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
|—||ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via religiousmother)|
"what do you want to do with your life?"
Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google
well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
"hey can i have a couple of those fries"